A position on MountainView

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The late afternoon.

Google Guy: Sigh. Our algo suck sometimes. ....

Another Google Guy: Dude how so?

GoogleGuy: This keeps returning poor farmer's breakfast

Other Guy Google: Mahalo!

Google Guy: Huh?

Other Google Guy: Sorry, just shout out "thank you!" Marissa. Walked me a cake Cup this morning. You Said?

GoogleGuy: Our algo keeps returning poor farmer's breakfast

Other Google Guy: Ah, right. We went all "Alta Vista" just recently e. Observe the people. ...

Google Guy: Hey! Nobody mentions the word around here, OK AV!

Other Google Guy: Sorry dude. So, what should I do?

Google Guy: We could invent a cool new algorithm, as did Sergey and Larry all these years before

Other Google Guy: Hahahaha .... I ain ' t Sergey or Larry, dude. Anyway, it is more interested in self-drive cars these days isn't it? Search is so 2001 ... ...

Google Guy: look, we have to do something. Technorati gets uppity. Write blog posts. Tweet. Total. And let's not forget penny JC fiasco. Shareholders could be angry about this. Well, that if you understand that. ....

Other Google Guy:?

Google Guy: probably not.

Other Google Guy: what is the problem? My data shows more than our users could give a bride for the farmer stuff. Some of them I would be learning about how to pour a glass of milk. Just valleywags gets grumpy, and nobody listens.

Google Guy: right, but has the ability to filter. Could have on FOX! Many people may get the wrong end of the stick and suddenly we are not cool anymore.

Other Google Guy: but we are not cool n ... ....

Google Guy: quit. We're still cool, OK.

Other Google Guy: Something you say Bossen

Google Guy: Hmmm ... ... What we can do is to go "social media". So hot right now. We were able to crowdsource it! It will look very cool with it.

Other Google Guy: Yyyymmddhhmmss. mmmmmm ..... sauce. ....

Google Guy: give 'em extension Chrome. Yes! Do all the work. At least, will close that you don't need to look at what they do not want to look at. I do feel superior and we may collect certain data about what you don't like sites techno bodies

Other Google Guy: brilliant! Recomendado! A problem-content farmers do not use this against each other to take each other?

Google Guy: Nah, it is simply a "rank". We have hundreds of 'em we apply to every search, you know)

Other Guy Google: Hahahah ... "rank label". Nice one, Google Guy. You can add it to the other two hundred! Or three hundred? Shareholders love for things.

Google Guy: laughing. Oh ... kay ... ... almost finished this extension. This will push out there. ....

passes 10 seconds. ....

Google Guy: Hey! The first data are already in!

Other Google Guy: people use Chrome? Asian babes ...Meaning "people use Chrome!" which sites block?

Google Guy: Wikipedia ...

Other Google Guy: numbers. ....

Google Guy: Oh, and Google ... ... ... Sigh ...

Satire. Never happened. It can be really:)

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